Showing posts with label lolcatazon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lolcatazon. Show all posts
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
LOLCATazon
You might have noticed a new link on Catazonia. (Yeah right, nobody reads this blog regularly.) I have finally gathered the LOLCATazons that I have created over the past year or so. (Oh yay, she's perpetuating a tired, old meme.) Some you may have seen here before; some have been floating around in other areas of the interwebs. (And your Myspace page sucks, too.) Enjoy! (Meh.)
Friday, October 17, 2008
Feels Like Caturday...
Working at home on a Friday feels like Caturday to me, especially when I come across gems such as this:
"Cats have 26 different forms of facial expressions...23 of which are negative and scary." Especially when they are Catazon expressions.
Yikes! Skate, Chainsaw, skate!
"Cats have 26 different forms of facial expressions...23 of which are negative and scary." Especially when they are Catazon expressions.
Yikes! Skate, Chainsaw, skate!
Thursday, July 17, 2008
LOLlergirls...
or I Can Haz Lead Jammer? or whatever you want to call it...I make the best!
The original LOLCat, in more ways than one but with tons of derby style. Thanks to Kerry McClain for the prettiest derby pics ever and LolCat Builder for making it easy to be witty.
The original LOLCat, in more ways than one but with tons of derby style. Thanks to Kerry McClain for the prettiest derby pics ever and LolCat Builder for making it easy to be witty.
Monday, July 7, 2008
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Free Lessons in Destructive Criticism
I was waiting for a picture of me, with glowing eyes, actually jumping on the back of a poor, innocent opposing skater, but Death By Chocolate commented me with this lolcat gem that just hit the spot:
I was ejected from the Brawlers' amazing victory over ACRD's Bombshell Brigade for fighting. I decided to take matters into my own hands when one of their skaters decided to block me with an elbow from out of bounds completely around the rink. Maybe constructive feedback would have stopped at jumping on her back, but I guess the stressful week of derby I had just lived through convinced me to take a few jabs at her face after ripping her helmet off. I crossed the line into destructive. At least my team didn't self-destruct.
Sunday night was a crowd-pleaser, and boy, did HRD need one. The home team worked on a slight blowout (Brawlers 123, Brigade 100), and the underdog won the second bout by one point (Betties 77, Sirens 76). The fans raved over the showmanship and the suspense. My ego loves it when the fans rave.
Then Monday morning comes bright and early as it always does after bout nights, and Sharon Stone couldn't have asked for a better example of karma. When your shower caddy falls and leaves a six-inch contusion on your calf muscle after your fist put a knot the size of a quarter on a derby girl's forehead...now that's karma. You should have seen what I did to that caddy. Beware of the Catazon, inanimate objects and sloppy skaters!
I was ejected from the Brawlers' amazing victory over ACRD's Bombshell Brigade for fighting. I decided to take matters into my own hands when one of their skaters decided to block me with an elbow from out of bounds completely around the rink. Maybe constructive feedback would have stopped at jumping on her back, but I guess the stressful week of derby I had just lived through convinced me to take a few jabs at her face after ripping her helmet off. I crossed the line into destructive. At least my team didn't self-destruct.
Sunday night was a crowd-pleaser, and boy, did HRD need one. The home team worked on a slight blowout (Brawlers 123, Brigade 100), and the underdog won the second bout by one point (Betties 77, Sirens 76). The fans raved over the showmanship and the suspense. My ego loves it when the fans rave.
Then Monday morning comes bright and early as it always does after bout nights, and Sharon Stone couldn't have asked for a better example of karma. When your shower caddy falls and leaves a six-inch contusion on your calf muscle after your fist put a knot the size of a quarter on a derby girl's forehead...now that's karma. You should have seen what I did to that caddy. Beware of the Catazon, inanimate objects and sloppy skaters!
Saturday, January 5, 2008
Guess What?
If you said Catazon must be working on Caturday AGAIN, then you know that would be the only reason why I'm posting on Caturday. It was truly serendipitous that I was working today, because this wonderful post on my favorite celebrity gossip site came across my feed reader. Ok, really the only celebrity gossip site in my feed reader, because hey, I'm not THAT shallow.
Anyway, everyone knows cats rule...dogs drool. I just didn't have anything better to do at work on Caturday than pass the word. Go, LOLcats!
Anyway, everyone knows cats rule...dogs drool. I just didn't have anything better to do at work on Caturday than pass the word. Go, LOLcats!
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Oktoberdramafest
Buy your tickets! This upcoming bout has already been shrouded in controversy and characterized by numerous ups and downs in team welfare. I can't wait to see the drama the actual day of the bout.
My head got cut off on the back of the flier, so naturally, I was once again inspired:
My head got cut off on the back of the flier, so naturally, I was once again inspired:
Monday, July 23, 2007
I'm Obsessed
My obsession with lolcats works up an appetite.
Your Score: Sad Cookie Cat
Your Score: Sad Cookie Cat
58% Affectionate, 31% Excitable, 80% Hungry
You are the classic Shakespearian tragedy of the lolcat universe. The sad story of baking a cookie, succumbing to gluttony, and in turn consuming the very cookie that was to be offered. Bad grammar ensues.
To see all possible results, checka dis.
| Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test |
Saturday, July 14, 2007
Working on Caturday
So what should I do instead of work? Post some fucking cats!
Except for maybe, instead of cats, I can post myself in honor of the Brawlers bout against the Sirens tomorrow. LolDerby!
Thanks, LolCat Buildr!
Except for maybe, instead of cats, I can post myself in honor of the Brawlers bout against the Sirens tomorrow. LolDerby!
Thanks, LolCat Buildr!
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Working for the Weekend
I'm going to do some other exciting stuff this weekend besides skating in my first bout in ten months on Sunday. For instance, lunch on Saturday will be with about twenty some-odd other people that I have only met online. No need to be alarmed, though, since they are Mama Drama readers and writers. Completely harmless, yet most likely bad influences for tempting me with margaritas the day before a bout. Sounds like I'll fit right in.
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