Take This Phone and Shove It!

Great news from the hard-working IT guy at my dysfunctional workplace:

I hope this is cool with you.

Since our budget being very tight this year, I am regretfully to tell you that your blackberry will be collected so we can distribute it to our new Financial Aid Director. As soon as I have more access to blackberry, I will make sure to hand you one.

Thanks for understanding.

Doesn't matter that I told the grammatically-challenged boy wonder that I didn't want the damn thing in the first place. The only thing I understand is this place sucks.